Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting my formulations, I have achieved precisely that. Everyone gather around so you don't miss this offer! It's hot, it's delicious, and it will change your life; Professor Payne Indeass' collection of sensational hot sauces! Take notes, because Sphincter Shrinker, Butt Pucker, Anal Angst, Flamin' Flatulence and Wimp Retardant are sure to be the cure-all remedies to all of your problems.
Ingredients: Apple Sauce, white vinegar, water, balsamic vinegar, raisins, chile extract, spices, salt, xanthan gum
Michael (Submitted on 7th Jul 2017)
Yesterday I tasted it. Guys, this staff is great! Amazing combination of curry smell with serious hot kick! I've never tried something like this. Definitely must-have and a lot of pepper-heads will love it!